Tottenham Release New Toilet Roll

Perfect for dealing with crap at the bottom

Perfect for dealing with crap at the bottom

Tottenham Hotspur have launched their own brand of toilet paper to compliment their football team. A speaking person said, “I thought of the idea as I was watching us play. Some people thought it was a crap idea but its the closest most fans will get to seeing any sort of clean sheet.”

The rolls come in large, extra-large and extra-extra large as Spurs fans have a reputation for being major arseholes.

8 Comments on “Tottenham Release New Toilet Roll”

  1. #1 Bacardi Breezer
    on Sep 19th, 2008 at 1:47 pm

    Just the sort of sh**e Levy might go for to earn extra money!! Idiot will do anything for cash, even sabotage his own football team the tight f***wit!!! :)

  2. #2 Editor
    on Sep 19th, 2008 at 2:50 pm

    For any Spurs fans thinking we are Arsenal supporters (we are not) I feel its only fair to reveal that at least two Gooners think this is actually real and have made genuine requests for the bog roll!!!

  3. #3 Steve
    on Sep 19th, 2008 at 3:24 pm

    lol, Yid through and through and all i can say is, gotta laugh :) We are in “s*** street” right now, this could come in handy :P COME ON YOU SPURS!!!

  4. #4 JohnnyB
    on Sep 19th, 2008 at 4:01 pm

    Excellent stuff…..just waiting for the Spurs nappies now to mop up JJ, the streak of piss running around in our midfield.! lol COYS!!

  5. #5 yac
    on Sep 24th, 2008 at 5:42 pm

    how could you guys deface that toilet roll?

    and to make it worse you insult s***?

  6. #6 eirebilly
    on Oct 19th, 2008 at 3:20 pm

    come on guys, stop bashing the boys down at Wet Fart lane.

  7. #7 Sophie
    on Dec 1st, 2008 at 6:06 pm

    i have been a spurs supporter since i was born through losing through winning at least we dont give up u can say what u want but we will show u glory supporters one day what goes around comes around

  8. #8 amy
    on Dec 17th, 2009 at 3:26 pm

    this proper made me laughhh! i would actually but it altho it aint worth the poo the comes outta my bum.

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