Tottenham Hotspur have launched their own brand of toilet paper to compliment their football team. A speaking person said, “I thought of the idea as I was watching us play. Some people thought it was a crap idea but its the closest most fans will get to seeing any sort of clean sheet.”
The rolls come in large, extra-large and extra-extra large as Spurs fans have a reputation for being major arseholes.


on Sep 19th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Just the sort of sh**e Levy might go for to earn extra money!! Idiot will do anything for cash, even sabotage his own football team the tight f***wit!!!
on Sep 19th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
For any Spurs fans thinking we are Arsenal supporters (we are not) I feel its only fair to reveal that at least two Gooners think this is actually real and have made genuine requests for the bog roll!!!
on Sep 19th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
lol, Yid through and through and all i can say is, gotta laugh
We are in “s*** street” right now, this could come in handy
COME ON YOU SPURS!!!
on Sep 19th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
Excellent stuff…..just waiting for the Spurs nappies now to mop up JJ, the streak of piss running around in our midfield.! lol COYS!!
on Sep 24th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
how could you guys deface that toilet roll?
and to make it worse you insult s***?
on Oct 19th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
come on guys, stop bashing the boys down at Wet Fart lane.
on Dec 1st, 2008 at 6:06 pm
i have been a spurs supporter since i was born through losing through winning at least we dont give up u can say what u want but we will show u glory supporters one day what goes around comes around
on Dec 17th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
this proper made me laughhh! i would actually but it altho it aint worth the poo the comes outta my bum.