Posts Tagged ‘Ronaldo’

LIVERPOOL have announced a new sponsorship deal with Pollyfilla in hope they don’t crack-up again next season.

MANCHESTER UNITED have turned to a sleep expert, with players receiving professional tips on how to sleep. And it seems to have worked looking at their ‘defending’ against Arsenal.

CRISTIANO RONALDO has again teased his Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson by saying: “I just love playing in all white,” after Portugal’s victory against the Czech Republic on Wednesday. He later put on a fur coat and added ‘I also like being a c***.’
SAM ALLARDYCE would not be a popular appointment as manager of [...]

LIVERPOOL’s John Arne Riise is still inconsolable after his last minute own-goal for Chelsea, despite his girlfriend greeting him at home completely naked on their bed. Apparently, he put it in the wrong end again.
ANY corruption unearthed in the Zimbabwe elections saga could see Robert Mugabe facing a stiff penalty. Fortunately for him, Cristiano Ronaldo [...]