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Shola’s nicked name:

Reporter to Newcastle’s Shola Ameobi: ‘Do you have a nickname?’
Ameobi: ‘No, not really’
Reporter: ‘So what does Bobby Robson call you?’
Ameobi: ‘Carl Cort.’ Continue reading →

The number of days I'm staying here

SOL CAMPBELL has quit Notts County after just one game, citing a lack of ambition by the club. “If I wanted to play in a mid-table League Two side, I would have stayed at Portsmouth.”

MARK HUGHES has defended Craig Bellamy’s slapping of a Man United fan during the derby game - the only piece of defending seen by City in the last week.

NEWCASTLE are considering signing Aston Villa striker Marlon Harewood on loan as cover for Shola Ameobi, who has a broken foot. We say: stick with Ameobi and his broken foot!

PELE insists he is not the world’s greatest ever footballer - but says Diego Maradona isn’t, either. There was no word on Emile Heskey.

Pre-season Training at Arsenal

WEST HAM are looking at bringing in striker Mark Viduka as he’s available as a free agent. Yeah, and there’s a reason for that.

ARSENAL’S Nicklas Bendtner turned down Barcelona, Inter Milan and Bayern Munich to sign a new deal at the Emirates, says his father, who is also his agent (and delusional).

SUNDERLAND and Scotland reserve goalkeeper Craig Gordon is strongly opposed to diving in football - we’ve noticed.

PORTSMOUTH goalkeeper David James has complained that being at the Premier League’s bottom club could cost him a place at next summer’s World Cup. We think just playing would cost him that.

One of the things that has brightened up the Laugh FC offices in the past week is the No.1 fan. A little chap that is kitted out in your team’s colours (currently Arsenal, Liverpool, Chelsea and Man United) and sings your team’s famous chants. It’s never failed to raise a smile, especially when it’s the day after you’re work colleague’s team lost to your No.1 fan’s team and you feel the need to remind him about it… every couple of minutes… every day since the game… through the medium of a little man chanting and dancing.

The No.1 fan only costs £19.99 (inc. P&P). To find out more visit: http://www.no1fan.co.uk

A selection of our favourite Facebook updatess from Red Cafe (thanks KGBhoy!)

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Bobby Zamora rejected Phil Brown’s friend request
Fraizer Campbell rejected Phil Brown’s friend request
Marc-Antoine Fortune rejected Phil Brown’s friend request
Michael Owen rejected Phil Brown’s friend request
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Arsene Wenger is not worried about his lack of transfers this summer as he has internal solutions 1 hour ago

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Alberto Aquilani: Oh no! I’ve just had my new house robbed!!!
Steven Gerrard, Jerzy Dudek, John-Arne Riise, Lucas Leiva, Dirk Kuyt, Peter Crouch, Jose Reina and Daniel Agger like this
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“The World Cup’s overrated Sol, it’s got nothing on the Johnstone’s Paint Trophy” Continue reading →

Laugh FC are delighted to announce a new shirt sponsor: News To Wear. The makers of must-have t-shirts. To celebrate the deal, News To Wear have been selling a special ‘Vintage Claret’ t-shirt to mark Burnley’s remarkable 1-0 win against Champions Manchester United - and its already a best-seller!

So make sure you get your t-shirt now to celebrate Burnley’s victory or just to have a bit of banter with United fans.

As a special deal, until 23rd August 2009 you can get 15% off if you spend over £30 using the code: SUMMER2009.

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