Jimmy Bullard is a comedy legend and if you don’t know why then check these two clips out!
Breaking News… Rooney, Newcastle, Tottenham, Hull
WAYNE ROONEY’S son has been named ‘Kai’. Apparently, in Burma it means unbreakable, in Nigeria it can mean love, in Japan it translates as the ocean and in Chinese Mandarin it means victory. In ancient Persian it means Great King and in Scandinavia it can mean keeper of the keys. Whilst in England it means a f***ing good beating when he goes to school with a stupid name like that. Continue reading →
Kai Wayne Rooney First Picture
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Sir Bobby Robson Tribute - His Quotes
The Stories
Shola’s nicked name:
Reporter to Newcastle’s Shola Ameobi: ‘Do you have a nickname?’
Ameobi: ‘No, not really’
Reporter: ‘So what does Bobby Robson call you?’
Ameobi: ‘Carl Cort.’ Continue reading →
Breaking News: Campbell, Man City, Newcastle
The number of days I'm staying here
SOL CAMPBELL has quit Notts County after just one game, citing a lack of ambition by the club. “If I wanted to play in a mid-table League Two side, I would have stayed at Portsmouth.”
MARK HUGHES has defended Craig Bellamy’s slapping of a Man United fan during the derby game - the only piece of defending seen by City in the last week.
NEWCASTLE are considering signing Aston Villa striker Marlon Harewood on loan as cover for Shola Ameobi, who has a broken foot. We say: stick with Ameobi and his broken foot!
PELE insists he is not the world’s greatest ever footballer - but says Diego Maradona isn’t, either. There was no word on Emile Heskey.
Breaking News… Arsenal, West Ham, Sunderland, Portsmouth
Pre-season Training at Arsenal
WEST HAM are looking at bringing in striker Mark Viduka as he’s available as a free agent. Yeah, and there’s a reason for that.
ARSENAL’S Nicklas Bendtner turned down Barcelona, Inter Milan and Bayern Munich to sign a new deal at the Emirates, says his father, who is also his agent (and delusional).
SUNDERLAND and Scotland reserve goalkeeper Craig Gordon is strongly opposed to diving in football - we’ve noticed.
PORTSMOUTH goalkeeper David James has complained that being at the Premier League’s bottom club could cost him a place at next summer’s World Cup. We think just playing would cost him that.
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