New Beckham Sitcom: Swollen Balls

Special thanks to Big Ben for the photos

Corr.. I wonder if she likes it up the Arsenal

"Corr.. I wouldn't mind giving that a tackle from behind"

"Not even my husband recognises me over here!"

"Flippin' Beck! Not even my husband recognises me over here!"


"No precious, I've just got a banana in my pocket."

"No precious, it's just a banana in my pocket."


"Manchester City! I won't be going up the Arsenal tonight"

"Manchester City! I won't be going up the Arsenal tonight"

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