Super massive club Manchester City have flexed their muscles once again by making a bid for new President of the United States of America Barack Obama.
Executive chairman Garry Cook said, “We’re a massive club, honest, look I’ve got a tenner in my pocket,” before confirming speculation, “yes, we are after Obama as we want everyone to know that we can make bids for big names and we will not stop until we get our man… unless they say ‘no’.”
“We’re confident of getting Obama and showing the rest of Manchester, I mean, the rest of the world that we can get the best. Just like when we got Chelsea reserve full-back Wayne Bridge and someone from Wales.”
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on Jan 20th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
I’m not sure this is a wise move. How is he going to fit in training and playing for City with looking after the White House. I’m sure there must be less busy players we could sign. Doesn’t he play with an odd shaped ball anyway!!
on Jan 20th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
wow, that was hilarious
on Jan 20th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
would be a great signing i heard he was good on the left wing.
very funny story, (i bet hes better than ben-haim)