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WAYNE ROONEY’S son has been named ‘Kai’. Apparently, in Burma it means unbreakable, in Nigeria it can mean love, in Japan it translates as the ocean and in Chinese Mandarin it means victory. In ancient Persian it means Great King and in Scandinavia it can mean keeper of the keys. Whilst in England it means [...]

SOL CAMPBELL has quit Notts County after just one game, citing a lack of ambition by the club. “If I wanted to play in a mid-table League Two side, I would have stayed at Portsmouth.”
MARK HUGHES has defended Craig Bellamy’s slapping of a Man United fan during the derby game - the only piece of [...]

WEST HAM are looking at bringing in striker Mark Viduka as he’s available as a free agent. Yeah, and there’s a reason for that.
ARSENAL’S Nicklas Bendtner turned down Barcelona, Inter Milan and Bayern Munich to sign a new deal at the Emirates, says his father, who is also his agent (and delusional).
SUNDERLAND and Scotland reserve [...]

Joke of the week:
Q: What have Chelsea and Ian Beale’s mum got in common?
A: They both got screwed by Phil and Grant.