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Shola’s nicked name:
Reporter to Newcastle’s Shola Ameobi: ‘Do you have a nickname?’
Ameobi: ‘No, not really’
Reporter: ‘So what does Bobby Robson call you?’
Ameobi: ‘Carl Cort.’

SOL CAMPBELL has quit Notts County after just one game, citing a lack of ambition by the club. “If I wanted to play in a mid-table League Two side, I would have stayed at Portsmouth.”
MARK HUGHES has defended Craig Bellamy’s slapping of a Man United fan during the derby game - the only piece of [...]

WEST HAM are looking at bringing in striker Mark Viduka as he’s available as a free agent. Yeah, and there’s a reason for that.
ARSENAL’S Nicklas Bendtner turned down Barcelona, Inter Milan and Bayern Munich to sign a new deal at the Emirates, says his father, who is also his agent (and delusional).
SUNDERLAND and Scotland reserve [...]

One of the things that has brightened up the Laugh FC offices in the past week is the No.1 fan. A little chap that is kitted out in your team’s colours (currently Arsenal, Liverpool, Chelsea and Man United) and sings your team’s famous chants. It’s never failed to raise a smile, especially when it’s the [...]

Laugh FC are delighted to announce a new shirt sponsor: News To Wear. The makers of must-have t-shirts. To celebrate the deal, News To Wear have been selling a special ‘Vintage Claret’ t-shirt to mark Burnley’s remarkable 1-0 win against Champions Manchester United - and its already a best-seller!

So make sure you get your t-shirt [...]

The Mirror seem to like publishing a badly mocked-up picture of what a player would look like if he joined the club he is linked with (and if his head was lobbed off and brutally stuck onto someone else’s body like a botched Frankenstein experiment).
Check out Adebayor looking like his head has been shrunk like [...]