Posts under ‘Teams’

To think at Laugh FC we sometimes have to make our stories up. Well no need with Liverpool at the moment, not only are they evaporating quicker than a Labour Government but they even sent an email out promoting tickets for the 4th round of the FA Cup BEFORE being knocked out of the 3rd [...]

Hungry for silverware… like silver knifes and forks for his pies

A MAN who jumped from a 110ft from a tower block and survived has said he can’t believe that he fell from such a great height, in such a quick time and is still here. He’s been nicknamed Rafa Benitez.

THIERRY Henry was so disappointed with himself after the Republic Of Ireland game he wanted to kick himself, the only problem was which hand to use? (via email)

Jimmy Bullard is a comedy legend and if you don’t know why then check these two clips out!

WAYNE ROONEY’S son has been named ‘Kai’. Apparently, in Burma it means unbreakable, in Nigeria it can mean love, in Japan it translates as the ocean and in Chinese Mandarin it means victory. In ancient Persian it means Great King and in Scandinavia it can mean keeper of the keys. Whilst in England it means [...]

The Stories
Shola’s nicked name:
Reporter to Newcastle’s Shola Ameobi: ‘Do you have a nickname?’
Ameobi: ‘No, not really’
Reporter: ‘So what does Bobby Robson call you?’
Ameobi: ‘Carl Cort.’