Posts under ‘Newcastle’

With Kevin Keegan set to leave the club we show you Newcastle owner Mike Ashley’s credentials…

DEAN ASHTON has said he’ll give up pizzas in a bid to get back into the England squad. However, Sol Campbell has refused to do the same with faggots.

CRISTIANO RONALDO has again teased his Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson by saying: “I just love playing in all white,” after Portugal’s victory against the Czech Republic on Wednesday. He later put on a fur coat and added ‘I also like being a c***.’
SAM ALLARDYCE would not be a popular appointment as manager of [...]

ALTON TOWERS have named their latest rollercoaster Gazza after customers labelled the ride as ‘f**king mental.’
MANCHESTER UNITED striker Wayne Rooney is ready to give up learning the guitar after struggling with the basics and complaining it “is doing my head in”. Apparently, he couldn’t get it out of the case.
DERBY midfielder Robbie Savage has splashed [...]