UEFA have decided to award last season’s Champions League Trophy to Chelsea too, after Peter ‘didn’t save the winning penalty’ Cech got Goalkeeper of the Year, John ‘missed the penalty that would have won the cup’ Terry got Defender of the Year, and Frank ‘alright, we’ll give you that’ Lampard got Midfielder of the Year. [...]
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Vidic Under The Weather
Manchester United defender Nemanja Vidic has complained about always getting wet in Manchester…
… can someone tell the tit it’s champagne.
Berbatov Signs For Umbro Rovers, WH Smith United…
Immediately after Dimitar Berbatov signed for Man United by autographing some red cloth that happened to be a Man United shirt, the Spurs striker went on to shock the world by signing for all sorts of notebook and football memorabilia organisations by carelessly continuing to autograph.
Borat’s Uncle Sponsors United
Just like United, he’s a bit thin up top.
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