Posts under ‘Manchester United’

UEFA have decided to award last season’s Champions League Trophy to Chelsea too, after Peter ‘didn’t save the winning penalty’ Cech got Goalkeeper of the Year, John ‘missed the penalty that would have won the cup’ Terry got Defender of the Year, and Frank ‘alright, we’ll give you that’ Lampard got Midfielder of the Year. [...]

Manchester United defender Nemanja Vidic has complained about always getting wet in Manchester…

… can someone tell the tit it’s champagne.

Immediately after Dimitar Berbatov signed for Man United by autographing some red cloth that happened to be a Man United shirt, the Spurs striker went on to shock the world by signing for all sorts of notebook and football memorabilia organisations by carelessly continuing to autograph.

Just like United, he’s a bit thin up top.

CRISTIANO RONALDO has again teased his Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson by saying: “I just love playing in all white,” after Portugal’s victory against the Czech Republic on Wednesday. He later put on a fur coat and added ‘I also like being a c***.’
SAM ALLARDYCE would not be a popular appointment as manager of [...]

Forget Hello! OK! or Reader’s Wives, actually that last one is that bad, Laugh FC is the only place to see the best pictures from the wedding of the summer - exclusively non-exclusive to Laugh FC and everyone else for that matter…

LIVERPOOL’s John Arne Riise is still inconsolable after his last minute own-goal for Chelsea, despite his girlfriend greeting him at home completely naked on their bed. Apparently, he put it in the wrong end again.
ANY corruption unearthed in the Zimbabwe elections saga could see Robert Mugabe facing a stiff penalty. Fortunately for him, Cristiano Ronaldo [...]