Posts under ‘Manchester United’

WILLIAM GALLAS has been stripped of Arsenal’s captaincy for his outspoken, whining and one-sided views. Just where does he get it from, Arsene?
MANCHESTER UNITED striker Wayne Rooney once had his football confiscated by the police for playing in the street. Ironic, then, that most of his recent shots have ended up endangering the same place.

MANCHESTER UNITED have turned to a sleep expert, with players receiving professional tips on how to sleep. And it seems to have worked looking at their ‘defending’ against Arsenal.

Laugh FC take a look at the photos that sum up a very eventful transfer window deadline day.

UEFA have decided to award last season’s Champions League Trophy to Chelsea too, after Peter ‘didn’t save the winning penalty’ Cech got Goalkeeper of the Year, John ‘missed the penalty that would have won the cup’ Terry got Defender of the Year, and Frank ‘alright, we’ll give you that’ Lampard got Midfielder of the Year. [...]

Manchester United defender Nemanja Vidic has complained about always getting wet in Manchester…

… can someone tell the tit it’s champagne.

Immediately after Dimitar Berbatov signed for Man United by autographing some red cloth that happened to be a Man United shirt, the Spurs striker went on to shock the world by signing for all sorts of notebook and football memorabilia organisations by carelessly continuing to autograph.