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DARREN FLETCHER’s house was, apparently, robbed by the same Liverpool-based gang that targeted a number of footballers recently. A spokesman said: “Well, its the only way you’ll ever see a Premier League winners medal in Merseyside.”

At least Rio Ferdinand is sympathetic!

LIVERPOOL have announced a new sponsorship deal with Pollyfilla in hope they don’t crack-up again next season.

WILLIAM GALLAS has been stripped of Arsenal’s captaincy for his outspoken, whining and one-sided views. Just where does he get it from, Arsene?
MANCHESTER UNITED striker Wayne Rooney once had his football confiscated by the police for playing in the street. Ironic, then, that most of his recent shots have ended up endangering the same place.

MANCHESTER UNITED have turned to a sleep expert, with players receiving professional tips on how to sleep. And it seems to have worked looking at their ‘defending’ against Arsenal.