Posts under ‘Manchester United’

Man United Disposable Dog Collars

Archived: The United and City Car Crash Joke

A Man City and Man United fan collide in a huge accident on the motorway. Both cars are a wreck, but both men are unhurt.
“This must be a sign from God that we are meant to be friends” says the City fan “I agree” replies the United fan

Breaking News… Rooney, England, Villa

Former West Ham defender Calum Davenport, 27, is trying to rebuild his career by joining Wootton Blue Cross - a non-League team nine divisions below the Premier League. So a step-up from the Hammers then.

Caption Competition: Man United’s Chicharito

Worst Misses Than Chelsea’s Kalou

Salomon Kalou may of had an absolute shocker in the cup final, but he’s not alone in outrageous misses.
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4. Forlorn Forlan

3. Who can forget Ronny?

2. Baptiste should pray for forgiveness

But what about this one??? 1. Sivonjic can’t kick it

It would have gone in if he had left it!
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