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DEAN ASHTON has said he’ll give up pizzas in a bid to get back into the England squad. However, Sol Campbell has refused to do the same with faggots.

LIVERPOOL’s John Arne Riise is still inconsolable after his last minute own-goal for Chelsea, despite his girlfriend greeting him at home completely naked on their bed. Apparently, he put it in the wrong end again.
ANY corruption unearthed in the Zimbabwe elections saga could see Robert Mugabe facing a stiff penalty. Fortunately for him, Cristiano Ronaldo [...]