Posts under ‘Liverpool’

DEAN ASHTON has said he’ll give up pizzas in a bid to get back into the England squad. However, Sol Campbell has refused to do the same with faggots.

LIVERPOOL’s John Arne Riise is still inconsolable after his last minute own-goal for Chelsea, despite his girlfriend greeting him at home completely naked on their bed. Apparently, he put it in the wrong end again.
ANY corruption unearthed in the Zimbabwe elections saga could see Robert Mugabe facing a stiff penalty. Fortunately for him, Cristiano Ronaldo [...]

ALTON TOWERS have named their latest rollercoaster Gazza after customers labelled the ride as ‘f**king mental.’
MANCHESTER UNITED striker Wayne Rooney is ready to give up learning the guitar after struggling with the basics and complaining it “is doing my head in”. Apparently, he couldn’t get it out of the case.
DERBY midfielder Robbie Savage has splashed [...]