Posts under ‘Everton’

UEFA have decided to award last season’s Champions League Trophy to Chelsea too, after Peter ‘didn’t save the winning penalty’ Cech got Goalkeeper of the Year, John ‘missed the penalty that would have won the cup’ Terry got Defender of the Year, and Frank ‘alright, we’ll give you that’ Lampard got Midfielder of the Year. [...]

LIVERPOOL’s John Arne Riise is still inconsolable after his last minute own-goal for Chelsea, despite his girlfriend greeting him at home completely naked on their bed. Apparently, he put it in the wrong end again.
ANY corruption unearthed in the Zimbabwe elections saga could see Robert Mugabe facing a stiff penalty. Fortunately for him, Cristiano Ronaldo [...]