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Joke of the week:
Q: What have Chelsea and Ian Beale’s mum got in common?
A: They both got screwed by Phil and Grant.

WILLIAM GALLAS has been stripped of Arsenal’s captaincy for his outspoken, whining and one-sided views. Just where does he get it from, Arsene?
MANCHESTER UNITED striker Wayne Rooney once had his football confiscated by the police for playing in the street. Ironic, then, that most of his recent shots have ended up endangering the same place.

DEAN ASHTON has said he’ll give up pizzas in a bid to get back into the England squad. However, Sol Campbell has refused to do the same with faggots.

CRISTIANO RONALDO has again teased his Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson by saying: “I just love playing in all white,” after Portugal’s victory against the Czech Republic on Wednesday. He later put on a fur coat and added ‘I also like being a c***.’
SAM ALLARDYCE would not be a popular appointment as manager of [...]