Posts under ‘Arsenal’

WILLIAM GALLAS has been stripped of Arsenal’s captaincy for his outspoken, whining and one-sided views. Just where does he get it from, Arsene?
MANCHESTER UNITED striker Wayne Rooney once had his football confiscated by the police for playing in the street. Ironic, then, that most of his recent shots have ended up endangering the same place.

MANCHESTER UNITED have turned to a sleep expert, with players receiving professional tips on how to sleep. And it seems to have worked looking at their ‘defending’ against Arsenal.

JOEY BARTON expressed his relief at scoring his penalty against West Brom: “It makes a change from me being put away.”

Tell us what they are saying…

“I didn’t know the English were good at swimming,” said the Arsenal manager.
Well, we know how they learnt how dive…