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LIVERPOOL’s John Arne Riise is still inconsolable after his last minute own-goal for Chelsea, despite his girlfriend greeting him at home completely naked on their bed. Apparently, he put it in the wrong end again.
ANY corruption unearthed in the Zimbabwe elections saga could see Robert Mugabe facing a stiff penalty. Fortunately for him, Cristiano Ronaldo [...]

SPURS boss Juande Ramos has said that the club’s players and staff call him the ‘the Perfect One’ following in tradition of Jose Mourinho who is known as ‘the Special One’ and Arsene Wenger who is famous for being ‘the trophyless-once-again one’.
FENERBACHE left-back Roberto Carlos and Ashley Cole swapped shirts after their Champions League game [...]

ALTON TOWERS have named their latest rollercoaster Gazza after customers labelled the ride as ‘f**king mental.’
MANCHESTER UNITED striker Wayne Rooney is ready to give up learning the guitar after struggling with the basics and complaining it “is doing my head in”. Apparently, he couldn’t get it out of the case.
DERBY midfielder Robbie Savage has splashed [...]