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WEST HAM are looking at bringing in striker Mark Viduka as he’s available as a free agent. Yeah, and there’s a reason for that.
ARSENAL’S Nicklas Bendtner turned down Barcelona, Inter Milan and Bayern Munich to sign a new deal at the Emirates, says his father, who is also his agent (and delusional).
SUNDERLAND and Scotland reserve [...]

DARREN FLETCHER’s house was, apparently, robbed by the same Liverpool-based gang that targeted a number of footballers recently. A spokesman said: “Well, its the only way you’ll ever see a Premier League winners medal in Merseyside.”

Joke of the week:
Q: What have Chelsea and Ian Beale’s mum got in common?
A: They both got screwed by Phil and Grant.

LIVERPOOL have announced a new sponsorship deal with Pollyfilla in hope they don’t crack-up again next season.