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DARREN FLETCHER’s house was, apparently, robbed by the same Liverpool-based gang that targeted a number of footballers recently. A spokesman said: “Well, its the only way you’ll ever see a Premier League winners medal in Merseyside.”

Joke of the week:
Q: What have Chelsea and Ian Beale’s mum got in common?
A: They both got screwed by Phil and Grant.

LIVERPOOL have announced a new sponsorship deal with Pollyfilla in hope they don’t crack-up again next season.

HARRY REDKNAPP insists he was misunderstood when he was quoted as saying he would pick his weakest Spurs team to face Manchester United in the FA Cup. “When I said my weakest team, I meant my first team.”

CHELSEA striker Didier Drogba says he fell out of love with football in the summer. Well, its not the first time he’s taken a dramatic fall.

WILLIAM GALLAS has been stripped of Arsenal’s captaincy for his outspoken, whining and one-sided views. Just where does he get it from, Arsene?
MANCHESTER UNITED striker Wayne Rooney once had his football confiscated by the police for playing in the street. Ironic, then, that most of his recent shots have ended up endangering the same place.

MANCHESTER UNITED have turned to a sleep expert, with players receiving professional tips on how to sleep. And it seems to have worked looking at their ‘defending’ against Arsenal.