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“My wife is abooouuuttt…. THIS thin….”
Gary says to David “its not normal davey but I’ll still suck it if you want me to”
“You still wear the ring, Dave…”
“Of course I do Gary…for life remember.”
“Yeah, yeah, course.”
- See this ring Gary? - Yeah, what about it? - The one my wife wears is the same size. - Hows that work Dave? - Well, she uses it as a belt.
Gary, I’m pissed off! Your moustache is much darker than mine.
It’s a child-proof lock David. You have to push the cap down then twist it. Come here, let daddy do it for you, my big manly moustache gives me extra strength!
next time i take a free kick i’m gunna try a johnny wilkinson
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on Jun 10th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
“My wife is abooouuuttt…. THIS thin….”
on Jun 10th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Gary says to David
“its not normal davey but I’ll still suck it if you want me to”
on Jun 10th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
“You still wear the ring, Dave…”
“Of course I do Gary…for life remember.”
“Yeah, yeah, course.”
on Jun 14th, 2009 at 12:43 am
- See this ring Gary?
- Yeah, what about it?
- The one my wife wears is the same size.
- Hows that work Dave?
- Well, she uses it as a belt.
on Jun 17th, 2009 at 8:53 am
Gary, I’m pissed off! Your moustache is much darker than mine.
on Jul 11th, 2009 at 6:49 pm
It’s a child-proof lock David. You have to push the cap down then twist it. Come here, let daddy do it for you, my big manly moustache gives me extra strength!
on Oct 5th, 2009 at 5:15 pm
next time i take a free kick i’m gunna try a johnny wilkinson