JOEY BARTON expressed his relief at scoring his penalty against West Brom: “It makes a change from me being put away.”
GUNNERS midfielder Cesc Fabregas’s pre-match comments were that Tottenham would struggle to beat Arsenal’s Ladies side. The problem is, so would Arsenal.
ARSENAL and England midfielder Theo Walcott has revealed that his Mum believes the reason he grew up to be a good footballer is because he was breastfed as a child. He’s been playing with useless dribbling tits ever since.
CHELSEA have already booked their hotel for this season’s Champions League final. It’s in Knightsbridge, where the team will be.
FREDDIE LJUNGBERG has signed for Seattle Sounders in an attempt to boost his chances of becoming a movie star. He should do well given that he’s pretended to be a footballer for the past two years.


on Nov 5th, 2008 at 11:14 am
It suprising chelsea lost 3-0 to As roma.scolari should tell bosingwa to stop going upfront, he is not a striker but a defender.scolari should sign tevez
on Nov 7th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
it was 3-1 and y on earth tevez?
bosingwa is a tatical defender which chelsea didnt have last season.
once carvalho is back chelsea will have the ultimate defence again.tevez is no good for this squad.
on Nov 9th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
are you stupid? it was 3-1 you goon. and i would never buy tevez, he’s not from brazil.
on Nov 10th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
Funny that, i dont remember Chelsea losing 3-0 to Roma.