Breaking News… Chelsea, Newcastle, Man City

CHELSEA’s Chief Exec. Peter Kenyon has stated that John Terry is going nowhere. I think that’s why he wants to leave.

With NEWCASTLE UNITED having no new owner, no manager and no decent players, Alan Shearer has said he’s been left ‘tearing his hair out’. Well, that’s at least one thing that will be over quickly.

MANCHESTER CITY defender Micah Richards has been confined to his holiday hotel room in Cyprus after becoming the first professional footballer to get swine flu. Doctor’s have stated that this is an extremely rare situation and doesn’t expect to see any other Manchester City players in Europe any time soon.