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SOL CAMPBELL has quit Notts County after just one game, citing a lack of ambition by the club. “If I wanted to play in a mid-table League Two side, I would have stayed at Portsmouth.”

MARK HUGHES has defended Craig Bellamy’s slapping of a Man United fan during the derby game - the only piece of defending seen by City in the last week.

NEWCASTLE are considering signing Aston Villa striker Marlon Harewood on loan as cover for Shola Ameobi, who has a broken foot. We say: stick with Ameobi and his broken foot!

PELE insists he is not the world’s greatest ever footballer - but says Diego Maradona isn’t, either. There was no word on Emile Heskey.