Breaking News… Arsenal, West Ham, Sunderland, Portsmouth

Pre-season Training at Arsenal

WEST HAM are looking at bringing in striker Mark Viduka as he’s available as a free agent. Yeah, and there’s a reason for that.

ARSENAL’S Nicklas Bendtner turned down Barcelona, Inter Milan and Bayern Munich to sign a new deal at the Emirates, says his father, who is also his agent (and delusional).

SUNDERLAND and Scotland reserve goalkeeper Craig Gordon is strongly opposed to diving in football - we’ve noticed.

PORTSMOUTH goalkeeper David James has complained that being at the Premier League’s bottom club could cost him a place at next summer’s World Cup. We think just playing would cost him that.