You've cringed at the tabloid headlines before, you may have even laughed!Well, here are some headlines that tabloid sub-editors would sell their mothers for...
Caught On Cissé TV Scouse Party Girl admits to videotaped sex romp with 'Pool star Djibril.
I Don't Think You're Ready For This Jelle Saints stopper Van Damme needs time, claims boss Wigley.
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Young Gunner's paranoid about his fat arse, claims sexy Spanish senorita.
Jimmy-Floyd Gets A Tassle Wank Boro bruiser caught in three-in-a bed stripper jizz-fest.
De-Friend Or DeFoe? Devious Jermain would knife his granny for an England place, claims FA insider.